I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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