You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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