I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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