I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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