yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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