More tranny stories later!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
