why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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