he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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