He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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