Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
