I'm lost and stupid without you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
