new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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