just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I could have mohawked her pubes.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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