in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
