8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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