How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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