He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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