ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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