I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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