so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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