isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
and you fell through a lawn chair
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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