This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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