But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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