Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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