The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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