The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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