we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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