Whod you bang
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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