I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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