We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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