Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I had to cum in my sink.
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