is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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