im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
