I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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