Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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