dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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