guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
worst night to have a conscience
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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