Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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