What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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