If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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