weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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