so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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