Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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