I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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