i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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