Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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