Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
