Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
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