what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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