3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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