Got a toothbrush?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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