It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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